Feb 23, 2010

11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to… Pandas!



In the complex world of animals that amuse us, the pecking order is often murky. Dogs and Cats interchange with ease between the top two spots but what about third place? Monkeys, hamsters, hippos; all quite amusing to be sure. But here’s my case for the mighty Panda for the bronze.

11 REASONS WHY THE BRONZE GOES TO… PANDAS!


1. A SNEEZING PANDA HAS 53.4 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE



2. A KUNG-FU PANDA HAS GROSSED OVER $631,744,560 WORLDWIDE

(source: Box office mojo)

kung fu panda high kick stance 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

3. OTHER ANIMALS TRY TO IMITATE THEM

animals that look like pandas 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

4. PICTURES OF BABY PANDAS TYPICALLY GENERATE 6-8 ADDITIONAL “W’s” TO THE WORD AWWW

cute baby pandas 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!



5. THEY INFLUENCE FASHION

panda fashion 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

hot girls dressed as pandas 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

6. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LOGOS!

wwf panda logos 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

7. THEY THINK THEY ARE HUMAN

pandas acting human 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

8. THEY HAVE ANIMATED GIFS

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9. GIRLS LOVE THEM

panda tweet 1 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!
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panda tweet 2 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!
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panda tweet 3 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!
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panda tweet 4 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!
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panda tweet 5 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!
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10. PANDA FOOD IS EVERYWHERE

panda food 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

11. THEY PANDER TO THE INTERNET

By taking pictures with celebs

shaq holding a panda 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

By making funny gestures that allow for witty commentary

panda with hands up and bamboo 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!its cool im just a panda 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

By providing imagery for inspirational quotes

pandas helping each other up 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

By failing in the cutest way possible

panda fail 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

By being material for a demotivational poster

panda rainbow motivational poster 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!

PANDAS FTB! (for the bronze)




If you enjoyed this article, the Sifter highly recommends: 13 Utterly Ridiculous Lawn Ornaments

hilarious funny lawn ornaments 11 Reasons why the Bronze goes to... Pandas!



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