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20 IMAGES

 
– Perfectly timed mustache
– It’s Oktoberfest. Here’s a snap from a Munich local’s morning walk | One more for good measure
– Two spoons, one mouth. om nom nom nom
– Feeling Philosophical
– He’s on fire
– Stingray Bombing (unconfirmed reports suggest this may be the perp)
– Skybeard
– No… YES!
– Granny status updates are the best
– ‘Trailer Park’ spotted in Louisville
– Eating caviar during Occupy Wall Street protest (full Vice photoshoot can be found here)
– Budget costume idea
– Picnic bench
– Burrito Roll
– And he’s… okay! (orig. video)
– Such a hot face
– Street Magic
– Disco cement truck
– I do not want to be in a place that doesn’t allow a skateboarding dog that drinks and smokes at the same time
– Hendrix lives

 

 

 

10 ARTICLES

 
– Slavery Still Exists
– 6 Bizarre Origins of Famous Companies
– How Corning Created the Ultrathin, Ultrastrong Material of the Future
– New comet might blaze brighter than the full Moon
– Recent Submissions to the National Geographic Photo Contest 2012
– Chronicle of a death foretold
– Facebook’s MySpace Moment
– Could Asia really go to war over these?
– Tesla Motors Launches Revolutionary Supercharger Enabling Convenient Long Distance Driving
– The Chris Johnson Problem
 

 

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From the Turkish movie ‘Kareteci Kiz 1973’