Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

 

25 IMAGES

- Have you ever walked into a glass door? Well here’s the exact opposite
- One of the fatter squirrels I’ve seen
- Has anyone seen Polly?
- Sandy-bombing newscasts Exhibit A ||| Exhibit B ||| Exhibit C
- Missed this costume in yesterday’s round-up. Too good not to share | Hon. mention: Ludacris as Anthony Davis
- Haven’t posted an awkward family photo in a while
- The ol’ bait and switch
- Bustache
- Take the stairs they said… It’ll be fun they said…
- Hard hat or lady bug? You decide
- GO! GO! GO!
- Oil spill
- Lady Killer
- This is what the inside of a Tickle-Me-Elmo looks like
- Slick table expansion
- Classic roomate prank
- Love when headlines deliver | One more for good measure!
- Hipsters
- Robocop – Now with updated synopsis
- Thanks Xzibit!
- Pure euphoria
- Paperclip guy found a new job!
- Guy’s sister asked what she wanted engraved on her iPad
- “I’m good enough. I’m smart enough. And doggone it, people like me” – Stuart Smalley
- Buh-bye

 

 

10 ARTICLES

- The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy
- The Best Inventions of 2012
- Three chilling galleries of Hurricane Sandy’s Wrath: Gallery 1 ||| Gallery 2 ||| Gallery 3
- 20 Differences That Confuse Us All
- Billions in Hidden Riches for Family of Chinese Leader
- The World’s 50 Most Innovative Companies (thx for sharing @Freshome!)
- Sorting the Real Sandy Photos From the Fakes
- Sweden Wants Your Trash
- How Do You Raise a Prodigy?
- Given Tablets But No Teachers, Ethiopian Kids Teach Themselves

 

 

5 VIDEOS + 1 Walking Bath

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50 Cent dubbed with Jehovah’s Witnesses that want Deaf People to Stop Masturbating