Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

25 IMAGES

– Whoever concocted this is an evil genius
– Your treadmill skills are inferior
– Meet the Leonardo Dicaprio of stock photography. So versatile
– Three orders of small wings please
– Eat your heart out Guile | You too Chun Li | and a third one just for kicks
– Good game. Good game. F*ck you. Good game.
– Any of these names sound familiar?
– One of many gems from Naked Gun. What a flick
– Delicious wrapping paper
– MacGyver’s most audacious getaway yet
– Sarah Jessica Parker dresses as a peacock only to be outdone by Jennifer Lawrence
– Gimme some fin!
– Like a boss
– You got iced
– Sign don’t care
– Snaggled
– The backhoe bridge
– Not quite sure what’s going on here
– Not sure what’s going on here either
– A cuddly photobomb from the other side of the television
– Trolling ants with a sharpie
– This is Internet
– Not sure who to believe
– And now for something completely adorable
– Cheers to the weekend!

 

10 ARTICLES

– 20 Things I Wish I’d Known When I was 30 by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Thx for sharing Laura S-B!)
– I was swallowed by a hippo
– A Gallery of Chinese DIY Inventions
– Here Are The Salaries Of Every MLS Player
– Mark Zuckerberg and Kevin Systrom on What Really Happened When Facebook Bought Instagram
– A perspective on today
– Dying in Space: An American Dream
– The Tesla Model S is Consumer Reports Highest Scoring Car Ever
– US judge receives 28-year jail term for his role in kids-for-cash kickbacks
– The Mexico-USA Border
 

5 VIDEOS + The Arnold

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thx for sharing @Tonewise!