Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

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25 IMAGES

– Let the shirking begin
– Ohh look a baseball!
– Just mime your business
– Pure grace
– Actual grace
– Follow the marble
– A day Billy will never forget
– Missed me x 21
– The takeover is complete
– How to prank your single friends with ramen instant noodles
– Crap crap crap crap crap
– How have I never realized this alternate use?
– One Happy Rugby Guy
– WILSON!
– Musical chairs. Extreme edition
– Rope climbing. Extreme edition
– What’s in the box? A game changer. That’s what
– Well that’s one way of interpreting it
– “I got this”
– Wait for meeee! | Mooooooom! wait!
– Just a cat sitting on an air vent
– Just a cat beside a humidifier
– You know you’re in a rush when
– This—this feels nice
– That’s all folks!

 

10 ARTICLES

– 8 pronunciation errors that made the English language what it is today
– How Big is Space?
– I’m a Telemarketer. Here’s How to Get Rid of Me
– 24 Hours of UberFacts: So Many Lies, So Little Time | The Truth About UberFacts: They’re Often Wrong
– The Jews who fought for Hitler: ‘We did not help the Germans. We had a common enemy’
– Taking Pi to the limit
– The Flight of the Birdman: Flappy Bird Creator Dong Nguyen Speaks Out
– How Athletes Strategically Use Caffeine
– The Surprising Lessons of the ‘Muslim Hipsters’ Backlash
– Reaching My Autistic Son Through Disney

 

5 VIDEOS + Ice Cream

 

 

 

Thx for sharing Mr. Higgins!