Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

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25 IMAGES

– Friday!!!
– So the John Hancock Tower in Chicago just added tilted windows
– The face says it all
– This is the entrance to the Parkour gym in Malmo, Sweden
– Bank shot
– Watch this guy skip a stone | video link
– A strawberry is born. 40 days in 15 seconds
– Look how proud of himself he is
– The public bathroom of the future
– Wedding in style
– A McDonald’s menu from 1972
– Matrix Cat | Directed by Michael Bay
– Meanwhile in Massachusetts
– Laborbomb
– When benches fight back
– Prepare for landing
– Not everyone makes the cut
– The definition of bad*ss
– The definition of terrifying
– This reminds me of something… | Kind of like this | This is the one!
– A middle school teacher recently caught a student with this
– ‘Young’ Charles Xavier does the card throw during X-Men promo tour. Accidentally hits woman with sling on arm
– You had one job
– To run a successful small business you must act quickly and seize opportunities
– And that’s a wrap

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Trick That Makes Google’s Self-Driving Cars Work
– The Biggest Filer of Copyright Lawsuits is an Erotica Website
– Honeybees abandoning hives and dying due to insecticide use, research finds
– Woman’s cancer killed by measles virus in unprecedented trial
– The Moons of Jupiter: What sort of evidence does it take to get you to change your mind?
– 30 Things You Need To Know To Be Successful In Life
– What Do Animals See in a Mirror?
– Thomas Edison and the Cult of Sleep Deprivation
– My Husband’s Other Wife
– The Backfire Effect: The Psychology of Why We Have a Hard Time Changing Our Minds

 

5 VIDEOS + White Stripes

 

 

 

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