Jun 5, 2015

The Shirk Report – Volume 320


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



Drunk guy at the ATM
Spammers are getting pretty brazen these days
This kid at Costco
Lights were off and heard weird noises
So that’s why they call them eggplants!
Security Guard Cat does his job but does not enjoy it
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker’s man
He got the job
Filed under things you don’t want to see at the airport
Suck it kale
Did you know Microsoft used Bill Gates’ mugshot for the default Outlook person?
So long suckers!
Ze translations do nossing
Hipper than you
This man’s hand looks 10 ft long
It was the logical thing to do
So tired
Kerning matters
In fairness, math isn’t one of them
I regret nothing
Baby polar bear learning how to walk
Meanwhile at the office
Until next week


How Well Can You Hear Audio Quality?
That Fancy New Solar Bike Path In Amsterdam Is BS
The World’s 50 Best Restaurants 2015
How to Ship a Beluga Whale via UPS
Italian boy survives being trapped underwater for 42 minutes
I made an untraceable AR-15 ‘ghost gun’ in my office—and it was easy
I’m a liberal professor, and my liberal students terrify me (thx for sharing Mr. Van’t Hof!)
Superwolves, new butterflies, and all the hybrid species evolving before our eyes
The Iceman List: Classic movie antagonists who were actually pretty much right all along
The Small, Happy Life


















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