February 17, 2017 at 2:44 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 409

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
Monday
This raccoon ran into a store and the photo of him being removed is perfect
I’ve been harboring this shameful secret for a very long time
#UGH
– Here are two ways not to enter a pool: not like this | definitely not like this
This is the kind of happiness I want in life | This also works
– People are photoshopping Trump to be 2 ft tall and well, here it is: Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C | Exhibit D
Coincidentally, pharmacy without the ‘p’ = Harmacy
Stuck in the middle with you
This awesome dentist put a Where’s Waldo poster on his ceiling
Poor substitute teacher couldn’t get the projector working
She shakes, she bakes, she..
I won!
Gonna start doing this everywhere I travel
Poor Chris
Life comes at you fast
So protect yourself at all times
Daily mantra
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

Rio’s Olympic venues, six months on – in pictures
The Man Who Broke Ticketmaster
Can You Be Friends With a Bear?
Valentine’s Day Poems for Married People
How the Flash Crash Trader’s $50 Million Fortune Vanished
“No Stairway! Denied!” The Inside Story of Wayne’s World’s Most Unintentionally Complicated Gag
Why Dragonfly Wings Kill Bacteria
A Computer to Rival the Brain
This Crab Clones Its Allies by Ripping Them in Half
The 2017 Underwater Photographer of the Year Contest

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SORRY FOR THE LATENESS

 

if youre reading this im sorry im late 21 The Shirk Report – Volume 409