October 6, 2017 at 12:25 pm

The Shirk Report – Volume 442

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

20 IMAGES

Friday!
When it’s 4pm and the boss tries to give you new work
When Chad says he wants it spicy
The smell of success
– So someone dressed as the Monopoly Guy to the Equifax hearing | Obligatory Simpsons reference
Note to self: Be like hippo
And this guy. Also be like this guy
I prefer to just stuff into my pockets and run
The most photogenic arrest of all time
Work hack
When you were a mime in your previous life
Plot twist: the guy above was a grammar nazi
I’m glad other people have these kind of thoughts too
Meanwhile, inside Medical Building 12345
Apparently I’ve been putting wrong my entire life
One of the stadiums for the upcoming World Cup in Russia didn’t have enough seats so they added this grandstand.. | The view from the top
Pretty sure this plant is flipping me off
“Bro”, ‘what bro’, “tell the whole world that we’re bros”, ‘*whispers* we’re bros’, “why’d you whisper bro?”, ‘because you’re my whole world bro’, “b r o”
When you get all bashful in front of someone you like
Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

What You Can Learn from Einstein’s Quirky Habits
The Science Behind Mona Lisa’s Smile
What’s San Francisco Great Jerry Rice Doing Nowadays? Crashing Weddings
In Six Seconds, Giphy Could Make Billions
Google has built earbuds that translate 40 languages in real time
2017 Nobel Prize in Physics Awarded to LIGO Black Hole Researchers
What’s the ultimate way to defy depression, disease and early death? Exercise
‘Our minds can be hijacked’: the tech insiders who fear a smartphone dystopia
When Working From Home Doesn’t Work
The 2017 New Establishment List

 

5 VIDEOS + free gifts!

 


 

 

When a chicken farmer laughs like a chicken

 

 

 

 

You can turn English subtitles on by clicking the little gear

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO A SPICY WEEKEND

 

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