SEA WORLD, SAN ANTONIO, TX: In a dramatic photo finish, Raphael edged out Donatello for the driver’s championship at the annual ‘Alligator Alley Grand Prix’. On the final lap, Michaelangelo squandered a huge lead as he led his alligator ‘Anchovy’ into a serious log jam on the final turn. The error cost him dearly as Raphael stole a victory which he later dedicated to his long-time racing partner ‘Krang’.

Donatello was not available for comment, but it is believed that this devastating loss may be the final nail in the coffin for his tumultuous relationship with his alligator ‘April’. The three will square off next month at the Cowabunga Classic in Kookamunga.