Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

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25 IMAGES

– Some costumes from last night: here | here | here | here
– Yoink
– That’s the guy!
– Baby loves to be balanced
– Extreeeeeme!
– Thieves have figured out how to circumvent door alarms
– Crabbing: It’s how you land in extreme crosswinds
– Wombat
– Google Maps view of a church at Highland & 2nd Ave in Dixon, Illionois | Hydrant being flushed | Link to Google Maps
– Kamikaze!
– Kid at the zoo dropped his Nintendo DS into the Gorilla cage. Then this happened
– COOOOOOKIE!?!?!!?
– Curiosity
– Teamwork
– Doggercise
– Anarchy
– Grapes to raisins
– Sweet snake costume (note the ‘3rd hand’)
– Clever bird
– The ‘sex scandal’ look transcends species
– Who knew moray eels could be so cuddly?
– Hang time
– Psyche
– Ping Pong Cat
– You know it’s windy when

 

10 ARTICLES

– Why I Quit Major League Baseball
– Why Do Leaves Turn Different Colors?
– Path to Success for One Palestinian Hacker: Publicly Owning Mark Zuckerberg
– Man buys $27 of bitcoin, forgets about them, finds they’re now worth $886k
– Watch 15 Vintage MS-DOS Viruses in Action
– 6 Ridiculous Science Myths You Learned in Kindergarten
– Debunking flu vaccine myths
– Are We Still Evolving?
– The Tragic Tale of a Legendary Concert Taper
– Lean On Me: Emoji Death Threats and Instagram’s Codeine Kingpin

 

5 VIDEOS

 

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Thanks for sharing Reever!

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