November 22, 2013 at 9:28 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 241

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!

 

25 IMAGES

Let’s get started shall we?
Tornado lifts roof. Blinds get lifted over ‘ceiling’. Roof comes back down. Blinds now trapped. Nature is scary.
Patio table for good measure
Less talking. More eating.
Have you sever seen a moveable ‘middle lane’ during rush hour?
POV barrel ride
The dangers of high-diving (Thx Amanda!)
Nailed it | Nailed it again
The Orchestra’s Secret Weapon | video link to hammer smash
Ejecting a floppy disk in space
Parent-proofing a remote
What the!
Sneaky | Very sneaky
The best element
Yellow shorts feels his pain
Now THAT is a good dog
Bitter man buys house beside ex-wife and put up this sculpture | and here it is at night
“Pull up a chair. And make sure it’s tiny” – JFK
This couch is creeeeeeepy
Dat Curl
Updated for the 21st century
Impossible is nothing
Bar decorates table with fake IDs
Moon-lift
QB Drew Brees took a big shot last weekend | post game interview went well though

 

10 ARTICLES

English Has a New Preposition, Because Internet
Why Do I Always Wake Up 5 Minutes Before My Alarm Goes Off?
Stuxnet’s Secret Twin
The shared genius of Elon Musk and Steve Jobs
Amsterdam pays alcoholics in beer to clean streets
How Do You Make Money Off Stolen Art?
Here’s Waldo. A Strategy for finding the missing man
“Blood Avocados”: The Dark Side of Your Guacamole
Requiem for a welterweight: Pacquiao may be broke, but is he broken too?
My Man Jeremy by Michael Cera (thx for sharing Reever!)

 

5 VIDEOS + Dylan

 

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Life lesson: Don’t turn your back on a tiger

 

 

Thanks for sharing Reever!

 

 

 

 

Thanks for sharing CJ!

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GO HOME, IT’S THE WEEKEND!

 

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