September 26, 2014 at 9:32 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 284

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

Friday!
It’s like they’re beside each other… | deja vu | and then there’s this guy
Eyes go open, eyes go shut
Mouth goes happy, mouth goes sad
Hop on!
I’m surrounded by amateurs!
This iPhone charger seems legit (senal number checks out too)
Friction welding
“Talking smack”
Puts things in perspective
Fact: In New York City only dogs that can fit in small bags are allowed on the subway
Spotted in Iowa | Spotted in Massachusetts
*that moment
Takes me back to my childhood
Just a raccoon getting ‘escorted’ from a beauty salon
Lounging
Here comes the karma train!
Chocolate’d
Just a grape wearing a raspberry for a hat | Just a camel wearing a hat for a hat
How the big bird costume works
At least the math checks out
That pick-up line tho | vid source | post interview vid
If aliens had theme parks
Apparently lemurs like lollipops
and dogs like anything

 

10 ARTICLES

The McDonald’s Cocaine Spoon Fiasco
Behind this door lie some of the biggest spoilers in TV and film. What you are about to see cannot be unseen.
Too Young to Die, Too Old to Worry
How Facebook Sees the Formation of Love
Miss Cleo on her allegedly fake Patois and getting ripped off by the Psychic Readers Network
How Greece’s most wanted man became a folk hero
Inside the Koch Brothers’ Toxic Empire
Murder in a Time Before Google
Anthony Bourdain Has Become the Future of Cable News, And He Couldn’t Care Less
Competition Is for Losers
 

5 VIDEOS + the 80s

 

 

 

 

 

this is not a timelapse. this is real-time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND,
EVERYONE’S DOING IT!

 

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