Jan 16, 2015

The Shirk Report – Volume 300


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com



This guy
Technically, he made it
The worst seat at the Sushi restaurant
How to tell when you’re a real professional
The best clip from last week’s Golden Globes
The first dog to successfully complete the game of fetch
Freeze Mister!
Saturday can’t come soon enough
Sorry Stan
Day 16, they still suspect nothing
Quality canine trolling
When we look back, this woman will be recognized as a pioneer
At first glance it looks like a gigantic basketball
Well played Mark Ruffalo, well played
Cotton candy! noooooooooooooooo
Pet me. Now.
From bad to worse
You know it’s bad when your fitness app gives up on you
“I’m on my way”
With a huff and a puff
– Not all animals hate baths you know? Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C | Exhibit D | and this rabbit
The Shirk Report in a nutshell



To Fall in Love with Anyone, Do This
A Teenager’s View on Social Media Written by an actual teen
Sixty Men from Ur
Ship Your Enemies Glitter
A real-time map of Airbnb Activity Around the Globe
How Fake Sports Are Turning Man Cave Dwellers Into Millionaires
The Strange Life of ‘Lord’ Timothy Dexter
How Amazon Tricks You Into Thinking It Always Has the Lowest Prices
The Cathedral of Computation
Let’s Get Drinks




warning profanity

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spread your wings this weekend The Shirk Report   Volume 300