April 10, 2015 at 10:17 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 312

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

Friday!
Hmmm yes, this is exactly what I was looking for
A little perspective
Tell us how you really feel
Of all the ads, it had to be for invisible braces
Walk into the club like _______
He’s trying to pick up the book
Hungry? Thirsty? Lonely?
Mmmmm food
Not sure he’ll ever live this one down
Luigi finally lost it
The deadly nose pick
The even deadlier back heel kick
This truck belongs in Cards Against Humanity
“I have no idea what I’m doing”
“I said no pictures!”
The Devil Wears Prada Satin?
“I shake it off, I shake it off”
In Bali, the cars don’t have a heat option
This kid lives in a condo so he adapted his business
“But Lt. Dan you ain’t go not legs”
Mannequins in Japan are way more awesome
I feel like these two are in different states of mind
While these two are definitely on the same page
Until next week!

 

10 ARTICLES

Consider the hummingbird for a long moment
1913: When Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place
Why Are We Still Looking at Courtroom Sketches of the United States’ Most Famous Defendant?
The Tinkerer’s Apprentice
Why is my dog such a picky pooper?
The Invention of the Baby Carrot
The “Food Babe” Blogger Is Full of Sh%t
What part of “no, totally” don’t you understand?
The future of loneliness
How ‘You Do You’ Perfectly Captures Our Narcissistic Culture

 

5 VIDEOS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HERE’S TO GOOD FOOD AND QUALITY INTERNETTING
THIS WEEKEND!

 

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