We are gathered here today to present you with tweets that will bring you immense pleasure…
And you better believe that we’re not lying, friends!
Take a look at these beauties and get prepared to laugh!
1. Yeah, WTF?
Not at all like the movies.
disney made turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) June 22, 2022
2. You’re like this now, aren’t you?
We all are!
that's right pic.twitter.com/TxiWwktnbN
— ❀ (@cosyluv) July 7, 2022
3. You can never spoil them enough.
That’s a fact!
Them: your pets are spoiled
Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide
— Soren A Eleven Y 🧇📺❤️ (they/them) (@uxnotyoux) July 7, 2022
4. For real!
This needs to be normalized.
Why is trying to eat any kind of flaky pastry in public so unnecessarily humiliating?
— Jada (@Jadawesome) June 25, 2022
5. You should have been in bed hours ago.
This doesn’t look good…
when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move” pic.twitter.com/JfOAslUFe0
— 🅱️en (@NoCloutBen) July 8, 2022
6. That’s too much to ask.
WAY too much.
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
— jea (@420insidejob) August 26, 2022
7. You are now officially OLD.
Just roll with it.
i used to be young and cool and now when it rains i say things like “this is good. we needed this”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) July 18, 2022
8. Sounds amazing.
Let us know if you actually pull it off.
I would be sooooo good at not having a job … like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture
— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) July 18, 2022
9. Uh oh…
This is THE WORST.
when u make an excuse not to go out & they come up with a solution pic.twitter.com/TgRaOjTwdy
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) July 18, 2022
10. I think you’re right.
It would be…groovy, baby.
I do think a new Austin Powers movie could heal the world
— Grace Freud (@GraceGFreud) July 27, 2022
11. Put it everywhere.
That’ll work!
me after taking a photo of myself i actually like: pic.twitter.com/5ZSwiLNDIm
— girls stan account (@girlsstanacc) July 31, 2022