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Heard About The Sequel To “101 Dalmatians” Book That Will Never Be Made Into A Movie Because It’s So Insane?

Okay, okay, let me say this up front – it’s not a Disney sequel, and it’s never going to be a Disney sequel.

It’s just one authors unhinged imaginings of “what if” an alien dog landed after the happily ever after.

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Right. Let’s start at the beginning, then.

At the beginning, all of the humans are in a mysterious sleep. The dogs now have magical powers.

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The dogs are in charge now and hold a cabinet meeting. Obviously they take this opportunity to blame Cruella de Vil, and to get rid of her once and for all.

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EXCEPT when they go to take her out they find her asleep, too, which means there must be someone even worse out there.

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Then a mysterious voice speaks through the television, asking (commanding?) all of the dogs to Trafalgar Square at midnight.

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Of course they go, never thinking it could be a trap, and meet a magical ALIEN dog named Sirius (of the star).

Earth is about to be destroyed by a nuclear war but he loves Earth’s dogs and wants them to come with him back to his home planet.

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The dogs predictably choose to stay on Earth with their owners.

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They learn they will lose their special powers at midnight and return home to their people, content with their lot.

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I don’t know if that’s the end, but if so, it seems a bit dark for a children’s book.

And just in case you think somebody on the internet might have just made this up… here’s the cover… and the Wikipedia page.

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It’s real.

 

Don’t mind me; I’m just off to find out!

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