People have kind of given up on imagining what a dystopian future will look like, given that we’ve kind of been stuck living in a dystopian present for going on three years.

And according to these 12 images it’s not even just the whole global disease of unknown origin thing that’s making us feel that way – corporate America is a dystopian hellscape all on its own.

12. You have to stand up for yourself.

No one else is going to, apparently.

11. Socks, y’all.

Written up for wearing mushroom socks. I’m dead.

10. They can’t control what you talk about.

I hope that you know that.

9. That’s one way to lose staff.

And one way to ensure you have zero hope of keeping them.

8. I wouldn’t sign that.

I wonder how many people would.

7. Management probably thought this was a great idea, too.

It would have been a better idea without all of the extra rules.

6. This is not a job for you.

Checks should be good when they are due.

5. Go ahead and sue me.

I bet this person did not stick around.

4. I’m going to need you to give me a chair, then.

Non-negotiable.

3. Are we grade schoolers?

Actually strike that; I do not have to tell my kid’s school what they were sick with to be excused.

2. Nevermind the money.

Everyone loves a jelly of the month club subscription.

1. My jaw just hit the ground.

That is SO inappropriate.

 

I don’t know about you, but I’m convinced!

I’m off to stock my emergency bunker.