Endless spam calls can drive anyone up the wall.
When one too many interruptions spoiled a Sunday, a kitchen percussion performance became the ultimate way to silence the nuisance once and for all.
It’s always nice to have a little fun with your revenge.
Read on to find out how it all went down!
Scammers from a certain south Asian country…
I kept getting irritating phone calls from a certain south Asian country.
Most of them were so scammy that they were even funny.
I am not a very patient person. I mean, I’m polite enough in most interactions but I can be (and will be) very blunt with these guys.
Then another call came, which couldn’t have come at a worse time for the recipient.
But on this particular day, I was not patient at all – and if there’s something about these scammers, it’s that they would ring you at the most inconvenient time.
Anyway, it was a Sunday (out of all days) and round 11 when I was prepping lunch I got a call from them.
I detest being interrupted when I am cooking, and on that particular Sunday, I was a bit miffed over a number of things.
So they decided to finally do something about it.
In a snap, I decided on a cheeky plan.
I’ve started the call spelling very quietly on the phone. I feigned interest for about a minute or so.
Now it’s time to put the real plan into action.
Time enough for me to fetch a serving metal bowl and a wooden spoon.
I put the phone on loudspeaker (still speaking quietly) and placed the bowl over the phone.
Then I hit the bowl with the wooden spoon like one would hit a drum.
The plan worked like a charm.
I’ve done that for a couple of minutes, until they cut the call.
Dear wife was pottering around the kitchen and had a laughing fit. I mean, I beat that bowl up like my survival depended on it.
It’s around 3 months I’ve done this and the calls stopped.
This little number is a sure ticket to a no-call list.
Reddit is sure to get a kick out of this. Let’s see what they had to say.
This user has a noisy tactic of their own.
This redditor is taking notes for their next annoying phone call.
Fighting back with boredom is also a viable strategy.
Straight up scaring them is also an option.
When spam calls come, sometimes it’s best to answer with a little creativity.
Or just don’t answer at all.
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