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We’ve all heard tall tales of the mob pouring cement shoes.
But in this story, one neighbor pours cement shoes for his fence posts to get back at a nasty neighbor.
Let’s pore over this one…
Cement Revenge
I saw a post on here from about a year ago about how a guy reinforced his mailbox to stop his neighbor from running it over.
It reminded me of something my dad did to our jerk neighbors years ago.
Ah, reminiscing.
When I was little, our next door neighbors were the biggest jerks.
They constantly messed with us, insulted us, threw garbage on our house, etc.
One thing they used to do was knock over these wooden poles we had in our grass (the part that separates our houses) with the bumper of their SUV and drive through our grass to get to their driveway.
Sounds like a nightmare neighbor.
And when my dad would confront them they would always tell us off and say “sue me.”
Them’s fighting words.
This happened a lot and my dad waited till they where gone on vacation and dug all the poles out.
Then made the holes really big and proceeded to fill them all with big bags of concrete.
Then he put new longer poles and the grass back and waited.
Revenge, planted.
Well when they got back it wasn’t but a few days later we hear a bang and go outside and see the back of their SUV all jacked up.
Our neighbor proceeds to lose his mind, saying my dad had to pay for the damage and my dad just smiled and said “sue me” and walked back inside.
In your face, litigious guy next door.
They were still jerks after but, man that was still pretty funny.
I know a couple more stories about them but idk if anyone would be interested in them.
You want more stories like this?
Let’s see what the comments say.
This person has a punny remark.
Someone else says, off on a technicality.
Someone else points out, what goes around comes around.
Another user says way to raise the (re)bar.
And this poster says, send it!
This is a concrete example of pro revenge.
Don’t mess with your clever neighbors.
If you liked that post, check this one about a guy who got revenge on his condo by making his own Christmas light rules.