TikTok/brickbybrick034
Look, I don’t know anything about plants, and I don’t drink coffee.
But despite my profound ignorance in both areas, this video smells like nonsense to me.
Judge for yourself after reviewing the entry from TikTok user @brickbybrick034:
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“This is borderline black magic, so I don’t even know if I should be telling you guys this, but…”
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“If you have a tree that’s looking like it’s about to die, like, this guy has a lot of brown on him, all you need is a very sugary, espresso filled drink, and it will bring them back. I’m not joking.”
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“I found that these brown sugar shaken espressos work really well. This is like the Sabrina one from Duncan.”
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“Pop this open, get some at the roots. Oop, there goes my lid. Get some at the roots.”
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“This one’s, like, dead dead. We’re gonna do this one, too. Try and put this more at the base.”
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“I think you guys are under the impression that I’m joking, but I very much am not joking. Like, check back with me in, like, two months. Both of these trees, they’re both gonna be green and healthy. Mark my words.”
@brickbybrick034 Old family secret #gardening #greenthumb
Not seeing any updates anywhere, though…
Doesn’t work for humans.
Though maybe it’s not TOTAL nonsense?
Maybe we are the fool.
I don’t know how anything works anymore.
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