Imagine working at a bank, and someone walks in to deposit a check. What would you do if the check was written on the side of a cow?

In this story, one lady is in this exact situation, and she found the situation so outrageous that she had to do some research before she was willing to deposit the check.

Keep reading for the whole story as told by the woman’s child.

A very expensive check

This is a case of an intended malicious compliance being countered by an even more malicious compliance.

My mother is at this time a manager in the central processing office of a now defunct major regional bank — easily the largest bank in our region back in the day.

She receives a rather odd check for processing, and refuses to run it until she has the full story on what is happening.

It started with a disagreement.

So here’s what she learns:

A rancher has been in a land dispute with one of his neighbors, and it has not gone amicably. We are not privy to the exact nature of the issue, but it seems to have something to do with water rights.

Either way, it ends up in court. And after a long, hard fought battle of legal wills, the rancher loses and is ordered to pay a certain amount of damages to his neighbor by a certain date.

The check was very unusual indeed!

Well, that is not a happy thing for the rancher.

So he decides that while he must pay, there is absolutely nothing in the court order that says he has to make it easy on his adversary.

Malicious compliance engaged: He shaves a spot on the rump of one of his cows, and carefully writes out a check for the full amount of the court ordered damages on the skin of the bovine. He then has one of his trucks deliver the cow to his neighbor to settle the account.

A live chewing, pooping cow!

The neighbor knew how to get the check deposited.

After checking with the bank, the neighbor concludes that it is perfectly legal for the rancher to write a check on anything and the rancher makes it perfectly clear that this is the only way he intends to settle the debt.

But just like folks who decide to settle an annoying bill with thousands of coins sometimes find themselves victims of their own malicious intent, the neighbor’s malicious compliance trumps the rancher’s.

The neighbor loads the cow onto one of his own trucks, and takes it to the rancher’s bank – the bank of issuance – and cashes it against a cashier’s check made out to him for the same amount. This he then deposits at his own bank with no difficulty or challenge.

Meanwhile, the rancher’s bank has to order a truck and driver to deliver the cow-check to it’s central processing office, several hours drive away.

OP’s mother was able to process the cow-check.

This is where my mother comes into the story.

She has to cancel the check and process it. (She uses a paper substitute to run through the computer system for it, just like they do for any checks that come in that are too badly wrinkled or damaged to run safely through the system.)

After the cow-check has been properly processed, and the money deducted from the rancher’s account, she then opts to not store the check with his other cancelled checks to return with his monthly statement, but instead orders it returned immediately to the rancher.

It ended up being pretty expensive for the rancher.

And then, after the dust settles, the real fall-out of the neighbor’s malicious compliance is felt: Since the cow-check involves a great deal of special handling at the bank’s expense, the bank assesses appropriate fees that more than cover the expenses in processing it.

If the neighbor cashes it at his own bank, he gets to pay those fees. But since he cashes it at the rancher’s bank, the rancher now gets to pay what amounts to an additional 25% fee on top of the court ordered settlement.

The only cost to the neighbor was ten miles of gas for the round trip to the bank — a trip he routinely makes anyway — and the time spent getting the bank to verify that the cow-check is a legitimate instrument that can be cashed.

When telling me this story, my mother tells me it is the most expensive check she ever processed.

Writing a check on a cow! Wow! I can just picture how ridiculous it would be to walk a cow into a bank. I kind of feel bad for the cow.

Let’s see how Reddit responded to this story.

This person has a good question.

Now, for the puns.

Here’s another one.

This person thinks their mother would love the story.

Malicious behavior can backfire when your victim is even more malicious.

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