Who’s ready for a chuckle?!?!
I knew you would be!
And you’re in the right place, amigo…
Enjoy this story from Reddit and be prepared to LOL!
Short but sweet Thanksgiving prayer revenge.
“Growing up in a religious family, I’ve had my fair share of dinner prayers.
My relatives know I’m not religious in any way (agnostic) and have been that way since I was 11.
They loved to target me knowing my parents would force me to go along and just do the prayer.
They were over the whole thing.
By the time I was 19, I was tired of leading the prayer so I did my petty revenge.
Being 2011, Skyrim had just come out and I had put a good 50 hours into it, leading into my petty revenge.
When they asked me to lead prayer, I got a big grin on my face, exclaimed “Sure!” and led them with this:
“Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.”
Did you guys like it?!?!
I watched the looks on their faces change from confusion to disgust to anger, all while I felt my cousin next to me shaking from trying to hold in laughter.
I was never asked to do it again!”
Here’s how folks reacted on Reddit.
This reader chimed in.
Another Reddit user shared their thoughts.
This individual spoke up.
Another reader is gonna keep this in mind…
Here’s an idea: keep your religion to yourself!
If you liked that story, read this one about grandparents who set up a college fund for their grandkid because his parents won’t, but then his parents want to use the money to cover sibling’s medical expenses.