September 26, 2026 at 6:35 am

A Neighbor Tried to Hide an Unregistered Car From the City — And Broke a Window and Blocked the Street Doing It

by Benjamin Cottrell

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Some neighbors treat their property like a personal junkyard.

In this story, one homeowner spent years dealing with a car-hoarding neighbor she nicknamed Billy Bob, someone who keeps 13 vehicles crammed onto his property and street, constantly rearranging them like a life-sized game of Tetris whenever the city comes around to tag unregistered cars.

His latest scheme involved pushing a broken-down, unmanned vehicle into his backyard using his truck, a plan that ended with a shattered back window and the street completely blocked off.

The real danger came when this chaos unfolded right as her 12-year-old walked past on the way to the bus stop, narrowly avoiding both the car and flying glass.

Calling the non-emergency police line got exactly the response you’d expect.

Read on for the full scoop.

Another call to the police yet again absolutely zero consequences!

So my NFH, I’ve dubbed Billy Bob, was up to his normal shenanigans again.

Billy Bob was quite the…collector.

He has 13 cars on his property/on the street.

Anywho, the city comes by once and a while to tag unregistered vehicles on the street.

Billy Bob had quite the interesting process.

Billy Bob always finds room to stuff the cars on the property, it’s like Tetris.

This morning he was trying to move this broken-down car into the backyard by pushing it with his truck. No one was steering the car either.

But that’s when disaster struck.

During this brilliant plan, he breaks out the back window and blocks the street. All this happened when my 12-year-old was walking by his house on the way to the bus stop.

Thank goodness he wasn’t hit by car/breaking glass. I call the nonemergency number, police respond, and basically do nothing.

The trashiness soon continued.

Up next is the blue spray-painted Camaro on a trailer. I wonder where he will put this beauty, maybe on the roof?

Yay, another day in paradise.

Billy Bob sounds like a walking disaster.

What did Reddit have to say?

This isn’t normal neighborly behavior.

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At what point does a house morph into a junkyard?

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Surely what Billy Bob is doing isn’t up to code.

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If you enjoyed this story, check out this post about a neighbor who wants their shed gone, and won’t listen to any arguments.

This commenter shares their success story with dealing with a NFH.

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Pushing an unmanned car down the street with zero regard for who might be walking by isn’t quirky neighbor behavior.

Homeowners have enough to put up with just dealing with the eyesore, but when the neighbor’s behavior begins impacting the safety of their kids, that’s a whole different story.

Thirteen cars crammed onto one property was never sustainable, and this incident just proves that.

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Benjamin Cottrell | Assistant Editor, Internet Culture

Benjamin Cottrell is an Assistant Editor and contributing writer at TwistedSifter, specializing in internet culture, viral social dynamics, and the moral complexities of online communities. He brings a highly analytical, editorial voice to his reporting on workplace conflicts, malicious compliance, and interpersonal drama, with a specific focus on nuanced stories that lack an obvious villain.

As a published author of rhetorical criticism, Benjamin leverages his academic background in human communication to dissect and elevate viral social media threads. Instead of simply summarizing events, he provides readers with balanced, deep-dive commentary into why the internet reacts the way it does. In addition to his cultural reporting, he is an experienced fine art photography essayist and video game reviewer.

When he isn’t analyzing the latest viral debates, Benjamin is usually chipping away at his extensive video game backlog, hunting down the best new restaurants, or out exploring the city with a camera in hand.

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