A Power-Tripping Guest Tried to Boss Everyone Around on the 4th of July—So He Was Instantly Silenced With One Boss-Level Blast

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Fireworks are a lot of fun around the 4th of July, and they can add a lot of excitement to any party.
What would you do if there was one guy at the party who kept telling people what to do with their fireworks, which was getting really annoying?
That is what happened to the guy in this story, so he finally decided to school him by tossing a firecracker right behind him to scare him in the funniest way.
While it might not have been the safest thing to do, it sure was fun. Read through the full story below and see what you think of how he handled this situation.
A-Hole Pyrotechnic “Genius” Gets Schooled
As Independence day is approaching, I remembered this amusing bit about a party I was invited to.
Fireworks can be a lot of fun.
My good buddy was hosting a 4th of July party and it was going to be a “Fireworks Friendly” event.
I went out and bought some nice “legal” fireworks and a work mate of mine gave me a half dozen M-80’s that he bought on tribal land.
It is great that he was able to bring them.
The event bought, I show up at the party with a cooler of beer and a bag fireworks. No sooner had a arrived, some loud a-hole pushes past the host to me and said “what kind of fireworks did you bring?”
“I brought these festival balls, Roman candles, jumping Jack’s etc. And these M-80’s”
Any fireworks are better than no fireworks.
A-hole replies “those all suck because they’re not from the rez and those aren’t M-80’s, those are M-40’s” and went on to trash my arsenol. I closed my bag and walked off ignoring him.
We all hung out for a bit drinking beer and now it was getting dusk and I grabbed a mortar from my bag and went to launch it from the Pyro area when I hear a-hole loudly “DONT LIGHT THAT!! I want to do these..”
Someone like this can ruin things for everyone.
And he runs up and puts his mortar tube down and lights it.
I thought that was a one time thing, but as the night wore on, a-hole was commanding everyone, so this don’t do that, wait, hurry up… and it went on all night.
Maybe this will teach him.
I went to light yet another firework and a-hole again yelled for me to stop so he could set up his fireworks.
I stepped back from the launch pad and while he was bent over arranging his several mortar tubes, I grabbed an M-80, lit it and threw it about ten feet behind him.
Yikes, that will scare him.
3-2-1 …….. BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
A-hole jumps about a foot in the air and screams…. “who heck lit that M-80?, who the heck lit that M-80?”
Too funny.
“Oh that?” I replied ” that was one of those M-40s I brought, they’re not loud like an M80, are they?”
Maybe this will shut that guy up, but I really doubt it. At least it was funny.
Let’s see what the people in the comments have to say about this story.
This commenter might be a bit extreme.

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Messing around with fireworks is not a good idea.

What were these people thinking.

This person is a pro and thinks that this is a bad idea.

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Drinking and fireworks should not mix.

Fireworks are not something that you should mess around with. Someone could have gotten very hurt because of this.
While the guy was definitely annoying, he didn’t deserve to have a firework thrown at him.
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