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Corporate policies can transform a straightforward medical accommodation into an expensive ordeal when the wrong executive decides to flex their authority.

A manager recovering from spinal surgery needed a lie-flat seat for a lengthy company trip to China, which his VP immediately approved.

Instead, the newly installed CPO demanded formal medical documentation and smugly assumed company procedure would prevent the upgraded flight.

Read on for the full story.

Cool, Business class for over a year

I worked at a small US-based startup that was being acquired by an industry giant.

I had a good management role and flew across the globe a lot, but as a startup, we were frugal and kept spending as little as possible.

I had a surgery planned for months before the acquisition.

This was serious, as it was a big spinal surgery involving titanium, etc.

So I have the surgery, all is well, and I am off for 3-4 weeks to recover.

As I am recovering, the merger into the new company is complete, and we have a large company event in China coming up.

So I call my VP and tell him, I would love to come but cannot fly sitting up for 12 hours yet. Lying flat in business class works but will cost 1500$ more.

The CPO was not having it.

The VP says, “That is a no-brainer! We want you there, so book it.”

So I try to book, and here comes the dumb CPO of the new big company. I explain the situation to him and the VP’s pre-approval, and he gives me the “We bought you guys, that is not how things work in this company, mister” speech.

He needs the doctor’s proof of my surgery.

I offer to send him some bloody pictures of my surgery and scars if he doesn’t believe me.

Nope, needs to be a doc signature on it and an explanation why. That is how the procedure works here.

I tell him I was operated on by a top spinal surgeon who doesn’t have the time to write a letter to a tiny nobody CPO.

He ends the call, power-tripping with, “Well, I guess you won’t be going to Shanghai, mister.”

Thankfully, his surgeon fixed him right up.

The following week, I had a planned checkup with my surgeon.

He asked how things were, and I said all was great except Mr CPO making things unnecessarily complicated at work.

The surgeon smiled and said, “Don’t worry. I know the type. We will get him.”

Two days later, I get a letter from him in the mail detailing that any flight over 15 minutes(!) needs to be business class for the next 18 MONTHS to not risk my recovery. 🙂

I submitted the letter to the guy, and he forwarded it to HR & expense approvals, and I racked up more miles that year than I did in 5 years before.

Thanks for the tip, dude! Probably ended up costing them at least 20000$ extra.

Wow! Good for that doctor!

Let’s see what the readers over at Reddit think about this situation.

Yeah.. . he probably didn’t.

This reader seems triggered.

Here’s someone who dealt with something similar.

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According to this comment, he should take every accommodation possible.

After the CPO demanded official proof, OP’s surgeon prescribed business class for every flight exceeding 15 minutes for the next 18 months.

The company followed its own procedure, letting OP accumulate premium miles while spending an estimated $20,000 more than the original exception.

The CPO tried saving $1,500 with one power trip and accidentally unlocked OP’s 18-month corporate luxury-travel expansion pack.