Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Digg, Kottke, WITI, Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com.

20 IMAGES

– Friday!
– Under construction
– No hands!
– Milk left on the counter for 3 hours grew an alien and exploded
– Fusing old coins together
– How these anime shirts are folded
– “Too tired for Frisbee today, boss.”
– American Mastodon skeleton
– One spicy noodle
– Some sunflowers mutate
– Miami, FL
– The Fast and the Furious, matchbox edition
– Grape person
– No no no no no
– A 35,000-volt circuit breaker
– When your childhood becomes a museum exhibit
– Waterdrop on sage
– Talk about fast food
– Model festival stage
– Until next week

10 ARTICLES

– Narwhal tusks are twisty, magical mathematical marvels
– Sugar Doesn’t Actually Give You a ‘Sugar Rush’
– How to rebuild your broken attention span
– Pulling from ancient cooling principles, the ‘swamp cooler’ remains important today
– The Food That First Made Anthony Bourdain Want to Become a Chef
– There’s a New Link Between Gut Health and Alzheimer’s Disease
– Volunteers Hand-Raise 2,000 Baby Flamingos Who Were Rescued from a Dought
– Paramount Is ‘Talking to a Lot of Writers’ About the Uncertain Future of ‘Star Trek’
– Why ‘Engagement Farming’ Works So Well — And How To Avoid Falling For It
– What’s In Store for Macy’s 100th Thanksgiving Day Parade

5 VIDEOS

UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND