Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

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20 IMAGES

– Starbucks van with sliding door = bad idea
– Step your game up MSNBC
– Does this look like light speed? Come on!
– Celebrating Halloween in 1914
– This Dad does not understand the concept of a photobooth
– Didn’t even notice the volleyball at first
– Perfectly timed capture as planes pass each other at an air show
– Perfectly timed capture as two children simultaneously crap their pants (fyi they were not harmed)
– Zlatan Ibrahimivic ladies and gentlemen
– Wurt, Wurt?
– Shady blue
– Friends
– Pacifier mustaches
– Give that man a contract
– You know it was a long night when…
– I don’t even know what face he is making
– Once they grasp physics. World domination is not far behind
– Consider yourself warned
– Getting into the holiday spirit
– “I’m not even mad. That’s amazing” – Ron Burgundy
 

 

 

10 ARTICLES

– Inequality and the world economy
– The Man Who Volunteered for Auschwitz (thx for sharing P. Ruta!)
– The ‘Busy’ Trap (thx for sharing @MikeChops!)
– Pictures of the Alberta Oil Sands Operations from Above
– 5 Weapon Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
– The mysterious Japanese company behind the world’s best zippers (thx for sharing @MikeChops!)
– The tech behind Felix Baumgartner’s stratospheric skydive
– ‘Binders Full of Women’. There’s a tumblr for that (thx for sharing CDub!)
– After a Break to Run Somalia, Back at His Cubicle
– Dark Social: We Have the Whole History of the Web Wrong

 

 

 

5 VIDEOS + 1 expanding John

 

 

 

 

Now with subtitles!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy B-Day EMT
 

 

 

 

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Guy faints mid ride and then wakes up