Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com

 

25 IMAGES

– Friday!
– Fresh out the oven
– Ran into Mr. Bean the other day
– I love the pause midway through
– Middle-class vandalism
– Apples to Oranges
– Right this way sir
– Cat-like reflexes
– At least I’m okay with computers
– He is the one
– Street surfing
– Slide and slip
– When’s the Italian version coming out?
– Priorities
– This movie poster included the Guardian’s 2-star review
– Organic cones now available
– My balloon art repertoire is steadily growing
– If hare’s had hair
– Every time
– Cottonelle gets straight to the point
– Friend’s daughter came home with this the other day
– What was she thinking?
– It was ‘crazy hair day’ at school today and these kids nailed it
– Boat ride was a little windy
– Until next week

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Myth of Quality Time
– Photos From Burning Man 2015 | The Art of Burning Man 2015 (Thx for sharing Kariv O!)
– National Geographic and Fox Form a Commercial Media Company
– This interactive website shows you how the Mercator projection distorts the true size of countries
– How Ashley Madison Hid Its Fembot Con From Users and Investigators
– Sweden’s bizarre tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons on Christmas Eve (thx for sharing Mr. Jangda!)
– Why I Put My Wife’s Career First
– Why don’t you ever see baby pigeons
– The Best and Worst Ways to Spot a Liar
– The Sunniest Climate-Change Story You’ve Ever Read

 

5 VIDEOS + duck army returns

 

I felt a great disturbance in #TheForce, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.https://t.co/IBUkDRS16G

— Adam Savage (@donttrythis) September 9, 2015