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Quiet neighborhoods tend to look peaceful until pride, property lines, and holiday décor collide.
One pristine homeowner found himself next to a neighbor whose over-the-top decorations drew crowds, cameras, and chaos straight onto his lawn.
What followed was a slow descent from passive-aggressive signs into something far messier.
Keep reading for the full story!
Watching the petty war between my neighbors
I live in a decent neighborhood with lots of lakes, mature trees, and good-sized lots. Even without an HOA, people maintain their property to reasonable standards.
Then there are those for whom “reasonable” is not good enough. Any deviation is a problem.
They share how this plays out in this particular neighborhood.
Meet Neighbor 1, who bought a foreclosure house and did $$$ worth of renovations and landscaping. His yard is immaculate.
He lives next to Neighbor 2, who is less stringent but still fine.
Neighbor 1 wasn’t a big fan of holiday decor.
Neighbor 1 had a hissy fit when he found out that Neighbor 2 was the “decoration” house — and it’s spectacular. Halloween and Christmas draw crowds, with people coming into Neighbor 1’s yard to get selfies.
A petty war begins with a comical amount of “no trespassing” and “please don’t park on the grass” signs placed on the swale.
Things get even messier from there.
The next Christmas, Neighbor 2’s inflatables are slashed in the middle of the night by a group of people (kids) in hoodies. Neighbor 2 blames Neighbor 1 for “arranging the hit” on Santa and his friends.
Neighbor 1 gets a couple of little dogs. Neighbor 2 accuses him of purposely having them go to the bathroom in his yard and puts up several of those obnoxious “please pick up after your dog” signs.
Now for the finale!
The following week, hundreds of identical green waste bags, filled and neatly tied, appear on Neighbor 2’s yard. It snowed wasted bags in Florida!
Now the sprinkler wars have begun whenever either party has a gathering. It’s amusing for now, and I hope it doesn’t escalate.
What a hoot these neighbors are.
Redditors chime in with their thoughts!
This commenter shares a similar story of neighborly mischief.
At this point, why not just start charging admission?
If this commenter lived in the neighborhood, they wouldn’t be able to look away.
What began with taking pride in your yard turned into something far more ridiculous.
Who needs TV when you live in a neighborhood like this?
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