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Power Hungry Boss Demanded A Junior Employee Document Every Second Of His Workday, So His Painfully Literal Reporting Made The Boss Regret Ever Asking

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There’s a big difference between pushing employees to improve and pushing them straight to burnout.

So when a power hungry boss forced an already overwhelmed intern to memorize and recite every aspect of his daily work, the intern chose not to argue — he chose to comply.

What followed proved that sometimes the best rebellion is simply doing exactly what you’re told.

You’ll want to keep reading for this one.

Report everything that happens on these files – or else. Okay then..I will

10 years ago, I worked under a manager who could best be described as old-school old battle-axe. It was an HR office.

I was an intern starting a white-collar HR corporate job after 10 years of blue-collar work. I was excited to be in a climate-controlled office.

For so long, this was a job he only dreamed of.

I dreamed for years of this and put myself through university by my bootstraps. I would do anything for an air-conditioned office.

I had just broken my back a year prior and had a difficult time finishing my final year.

But it didn’t take long for the shimmer and shine to fade.

She was known across the office for being impossible to please and for running through staff faster than the copier toner. Nobody lasted more than a year, I was told.

From my first day, I was on her radar.

She hated any and all mistakes, and being human, he made plenty.

I make occasional typing mistakes because of medication I was on that affects short-term memory.

I always ran spellcheck and proofed my work carefully, but she treated every minor error like a personal failure.

Her obsessiveness didn’t stop there.

She would scold me for the smallest things. Once she gave me an hour-long lecture about professionalism because I wore a blue shirt instead of a white one.

I wore a sweater to a client meeting because their thermostat was broken and it was -20°C outside.

I got shouted at by my supervisor for wearing the sweater harder than I ever did on any work site.

Every day felt like inhaling glass shards.

But finally, he had enough.

Then came the instruction that broke the camel’s back.

She told me I needed to deliver a daily oral report on every client file I managed.

These weren’t short updates.

The request was just asinine.

She expected me to know every number, every email, every call from memory. Word for word what was said.

If I even got one word of the transcript off, I was not fit to be there.

She said, “From the moment the sun rises on this office to the moment it sets, you are to report everything that happens in these reports.”

It’s almost like she was purposely setting him up to fail.

She knew I had a memory-related disability from a past concussion. She knew it would overwhelm me.

So I decided to take her words literally.

But he was determined to get the last laugh.

That night, I opened Excel and began logging everything. Every keystroke.

I wrote it all down. I even practiced my delivery so I could recite it perfectly.

And when the time came, he spared no detail.

The next morning, when she called me into her office, I began:

“Walked from my car to the building. Opened the office door with my right hand, moderate pressure. Entered the building. Greeted the receptionist. Made a coffee in the Keurig for 25 seconds. Sat at my desk. Adjusted my chair. Started computer. Opened Excel. Began typing reports, ensuring keyboard sound remained within acceptable volume to avoid disturbing senior management arriving 45 minutes after 9 a.m….”

He made sure she got the full report, no matter how long it was.

I continued like that for almost the entire hour uninterrupted.

She tried to interrupt, but I reminded her gently that I was “reporting everything that happens…”

When it was over, she just stared at me.

Then came a meeting request from HR.

A week later, HR called me in (yes, HR does have its own HR).

I explained the situation exactly as it happened, that I was following her directive word for word.

Luckily, this employee had done an excellent job forming a paper trail.

I had detailed documentation (by this time, I wrote down EVERYTHING that happened in that office).

They agreed it wasn’t sustainable.

Luckily, he didn’t have to deal with this boss any longer.

Within a month, I was transferred to a new department.

I was laid off three months later because that boss quit, but I got a good reference.

It’s no surprise no employee lasted long in this toxic environment.

What did Reddit think?

Companies really should pay closer attention to how toxic managers influence employee turnover.

Having a humane boss can really make or break a job.

Eventually, competent management can diagnose the problem.

Micromanage the wrong person, and they might just troll you right back!

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