The Life Lessons of George Costanza
By Twisted Sifter on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 filed under FUNNY.
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If there was a gun to my head and I was forced to choose a favourite Seinfeld character I would mutter the name, George Costanza. A short, stalky, slow-witted bald man filled with rage, pessimism and insecurity. Why? Because I believe there’s a little George Costanza in all of us. Here’s a collection of life lessons and motivational quotes from the man sometimes known as Art Vandelay:














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nobody
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:52 pmYou forgot "This woman just dislikes me so much. It's irressistilbe." (spelling and quote may be innaccurate)
Twisted_Sifter
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:30 pmhaha good call. i'll have to add that one to the collection. there are so many!
happy festivus nobody
@Tonewise
February 4th, 2010 at 4:04 pmAnd now for the airing of grievances.. the boat with the steps was by far the best one.