When I say the words “Tomato Girl Fantasy,” what comes to your mind?

No seriously, what? Because for me the only thing popping up is a some kind of ironically hot Veggie Tales cosplay.

Let’s see if we can make sense of this with a video from TikTok user @spam.cgwaffle.for.fans:

“I’m sorry what?” reads the caption.

“I don’t know a single person who wants a tomato girl fantasy.”

Maybe capitalism is just over now?

@spam.cgwaffle.for.fans

i laughed out loud😭 #fyp #viral #forupage

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Let’s pause and think this over.

Brand entered the chat.

Is this a compliment?

On the other hand, some were into it.

Like, REALLY into it.

None of this gets me any closer to understanding what’s being said.

We really are a purely vibe-based culture now, huh?

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