If they have to wait for his girlfriend to leave before discussing how often she’s there, they may have already answered the question.
Being capable of putting out a fire doesn’t mean you’re responsible for whoever let it start burning.
She remembered the stove might be on, but apparently forgot that a 3 a.m. text isn’t exactly a fire alarm.
He wasn’t standing between her and the bathroom—he just wasn’t willing to stand outside it.
His roommate found a new girlfriend, but somehow he’s the one who’s been made to feel like an unwanted houseguest.
Dad apparently doesn’t believe cooking is his job, but he certainly seems qualified to serve up unsolicited criticism.
They wanted to give their sister a taste of her own medicine, but apparently forgot to read the warning label.
He blamed the poppy seeds for the drug test, his boss for the safety issues, and apparently left no room for a little personal accountability.
He was brought in to rescue the tender, but somehow he’s starting to look like the one who left it until the last minute.
He got the bike for a steal, but somehow still thinks he was taken for a ride.
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