June 10, 2026 at 2:47 am
Wanting a different way to spend time together doesn’t make her a bad friend, it just means the roller coasters aren’t the only thing that’s changed.
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June 10, 2026 at 1:21 am
At some point, being a supportive friend stops meaning “come with me” and starts meaning “please tell me this is a terrible idea.
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June 9, 2026 at 4:24 am
If every emergency sounds exactly like the last ten emergencies, eventually people stop treating them like emergencies.
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June 8, 2026 at 8:35 am
It’s hard to feel supported when your near-traumatic experience gets interrupted by a surprise TED Talk on sanitizing upholstery.
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June 7, 2026 at 2:47 pm
Getting left off the guest list hurts, but getting a personalized “just so you know, you’re not invited” text probably isn’t the upgrade she thinks it is.
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June 4, 2026 at 7:15 am
At some point, “Mom’s always been forgetful” stops being an explanation and starts sounding like a family catchphrase.**
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May 31, 2026 at 2:47 pm
Funny how “being a team player” always seems to mean his Saturday disappears.
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May 29, 2026 at 5:45 am
At some point, “being there for family” stops being support and starts becoming a full-time unpaid residency program.
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May 29, 2026 at 4:24 am
The general consensus? Equal love does not require equal access to leprechauns.
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