Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find 20 images, 10 articles and 5 videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

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20 IMAGES
– Fascinating Graph on Things Your Microwave Heats
– Who knew such insight existed on a bathroom wall
– Douchetags: Just a hypothesis
– Have you seen this sex tape yet? Let’s just say Scotch was involved
– Don’t mind me. I’m just smoking my cigar
– I’ve tried this and it works. Energy crisis solved
– Ohhh diss. Argument over
– Get down from there!
– Look at your God
– Crime Capitals of the United States
– Excuse me
– Unscramble this sentence to make a new sentence: ‘is pen in goat My a’
– When these actors are older and look back on this moment. They should feel ashamed
– The reason I will never eat watermelon again
– Irony?
– The worst idea I’ve seen this week
– The second-worst idea I’ve seen this week
– Badass Lawnmower Restoration
– Damn Cooley High has some underachievers
– 15 things you probably never knew about The Simpsons

10 ARTICLES
– This collection of ‘Face Swaps’ is surprisingly awesome
– A large collection of freaky sea creatures
– MRI Images of Food. Madness!
– The funniest marketing fails of all time (thx for sending LBSpounds!)
– Incredible Photographs from the Tour de France
– Great collection of awkward family pet photos
– Time Magazine’s 50 Best Inventions of 2009 (thx Sinnet81!)
– How to beat various Carnival games
– In thirty-eight years, The Price is Right never had a contestant guess the exact value of prizes in the Showcase showdown. Until Terry Kniess outsmarted everyone — and changed everything
– High Tech Cowboys of the Deep Seas. Amazing Article by Wired (a little lengthy though)

5 VIDEOS

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