Welcome to the Friday Shirk Report where you will find the 20 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Enjoy!

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Stay sifty my friends 🙂

 

20 IMAGES

– And the Darwin award for supreme stupidity goes to this guy
– Never noticed this on my thumb before
– And the Facebook comment of the week goes to…
– If you laughed you are a bad person
– Next level trolling
– Samuel L. Jackson joins Twitter
– Urban Dictionary’s definition of pineapples
– Can’t wait to check in on this young woman in 30 years
– Sunscreen applier for the lonely man
– What if politicians had to dress like Nascar drivers?
– This $5 bill art is sweet
– He’ll flip ya. Flip ya for real >> (Context)
– In science they call this ‘surface tension’
– This is why MS Paint exists
– Now boarding flight #A347 to Florida
– Putting new titles on old book covers
– Remember this scene from Get Him to the Greek? >> The actual scene
– No girls allowed
– “I didn’t do it”
– Boys will be boys

 

10 ARTICLES

– The Oatmeal wonders what it would be like if his brain were an imaginary friend
– The Caption Writer for the Globe and Mail Celebrity Galleries has some serious sass. Exhibit A | Exhibit B
– 25 Influential News Images
– This Steve Jobs opinion piece is getting a lot of attention. Thoughts?
– A site dedicated to the blackboards in pr0n films. Safe for work
– The 8 Longest Sniper Shots in History. It’s a lot further than you think (thx for sharing Lord Tennyson!)
– Brett Favre the day he was drafted
– Small fixes that save thousands of lives. More articles down left hand side of site. Awesome series by the New York Times
– 20 Photos and descriptions of Nature’s Rarities
– Long read on the Sultan of Brunei’s Brother, Price Jefri Bolkiah, who has probably blown through more money than anyone else on the planet

 

5 VIDEOS

 

Thx for sharing Fahmi!

 

 

last lap of the last race of the season

 

 

included because it has 8 million views in 4 days

 

Grind time baby

 

 

NO DISTRACTIONS THIS WEEKEND!