Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

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25 IMAGES

– Moving snowman scares people of all ages: Age 5 | Age 75
– This is the fluffiest rabbit I have ever seen | Runner up goes to this cow
– So a guy walks into a door
– Two trips? Never.
– The ‘James Bond’ landing
– Infinite drop kicks
– Eat your heart out Donald
– Post game interviews for the Cincinnati Bearcats Baseball team: Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C
– MORTAAAAAAL KOMBAAAAAT!
– ‘Merica
– Amputee eagle gets another chance to soar
– Spotted at the Chicago Marathon
– Even the most popular guys get left hanging sometimes
– How else would you parallel park?
– From trashy to classy
– This week in adorable animals: Penguins | Cat and Dog | Red Pandas
– Bathroom walls, a philosopher’s paradise
– Note to self: Do not play cards with this man
– Unfortunate newspaper ad placement
– You ain’t f*ckin’ with my Dougie
– If you add a black dot, the MLB logo turns into a bird with arms… and a bat
– Garbage are you okay? So, garbage are you okay? Are you okay, garbage?
– Wiseguy eh?
– Soon.

 

10 ARTICLES

– Scott Adams’ Secret of Success: Failure
– How a Radical New Teaching Method Could Unleash a Generation of Geniuses
– A Shockingly Small Amount Of Money From Pink NFL Merchandise Sales Goes To Breast Cancer Research
– The problem with taking too many vitamins
– Mental Floss Exclusive: Our Interview with Bill Watterson!
– The painful story behind modern anesthesia
– Debugging a live Saturn V rocket
– Greenwald on Snowden Leaks: The Worst Is Yet to Come
– The Russia Left Behind: A journey through a heartland on the slow road to ruin
– The Chive’s Smut With a Smile
 

5 VIDEOS + David Ghetto

 

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Thx for sharing Yusuf!

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