He Got Sick At A Concert, But When A Guy Wouldn’t Let Him Cut In Line For The Bathroom He Ended Up Losing It In The Guy’s Hooded Sweatshirt
by Matthew Gilligan
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go…
That goes for a lot of things in life, but when it’s time to vomit, there’s not much you can do about it.
Check out how this Reddit user got creative when it was time for him to hurl at a concert.
We think you’ll be impressed!
One of the lowest things I have ever done.
“I was at an outdoor concert festival nearly 20 years ago.
The Refreshments were headlining.
I think I was 17 or 18 but had a fake ID and had been drinking beer for hours, dancing and just couldn’t hold off breaking the seal any longer.
This wasn’t pretty …
So 200 other guys and I were all packed in pretty tight, lined up in rows in front of the outhouses.
I was right in the middle, only a few guys away from my goal when I felt my stomach turn and the saliva in my mouth started flowing, Oh ****.
I tapped the guy in front to move, one look at me and he even grabbed his buddy in front of him out the way.
But then the jerk who was first, a big corn-fed type with sleeves cut off his sweatshirt showing his farmer tan and pasty white arms, pushed me back, into the other two. “No cuts bro” and turned back around.
Gross!
I didn’t want to puke all over any of the other big dudes around me so… I leaned forward and blew chunks, Mongolian BBQ from a few hours earlier in the hood of his way too large sweatshirt.
It was right there as if that was its purpose.
The music was so loud he had no idea.
I looked at the two guys behind me, and a few others around, shrugged my shoulders, they shrugged back.
I went to the back of a different line, eventually did what I came to do, then got another beer and never told a soul.”
Here’s what folks had to say on Reddit.
This reader shared their thoughts.
Another person knows all about this.
Another individual spoke up.
This Reddit user chimed in.
He couldn’t hold it in anymore!
This is absolutely horrible.
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