Some neighbors can be too paranoid.

In this story, a man decided to go out and buy some nachos.

But his neighbor reported him as a suspicious person because of his tattoos.

Now, he’s wondering how something as simple as a walk turned into a misunderstanding.

Check out the full details below.

Neighbor called cops because I was… walking?

My neighbors generally suck. They are all loud.

They have no regard for neighbors. But this one, I just… what.

I have been trying to lose weight. I do not have any junk food in the house.

If I want junk food, I have to walk to go get it. It has been working.

This man went out to buy some nachos.

Around 9 p.m. last night, I had a craving for nachos. I started walking.

On the walk back, I had warm nachos in hand. A police officer pulled up next to me.

One of my neighbors had called in a suspicious person.

They had called in a few other times with the same description.

This included security video of me that shows my tattoos.

His neighbor accused him of being suspicious.

I was deemed suspicious by the neighbor.

They said I was not looking at my phone, not walking a dog, and not walking with other people.

I have lived in the neighborhood for 6 years.

I stick to the sidewalk. I am literally just walking off my outer fat person.

And trying to feed my inner fat person.

Now, he’s wondering what he should do next time.

But apparently, I cannot do that without being suspicious.

Am I supposed to stare at my phone? Should I bring my reactive dog?

Should I sing show tunes while I walk?

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Do I need my address printed on a shirt saying “I fuggin’ live here?”

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Let’s see how others reacted to this story.

This person offers a suggestion.

This user shares their personal thoughts.

No one walks apparently, says this one.

This one makes a valid point.

Finally, this user experiences the same thing.

Feeling hungry and walking on the street with nachos isn’t really a crime.