How a Suburban Newcomer’s War on Farm Smells Made Her a Neighborhood Outcast

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Imagine moving from the city to the country. You might realize after you move that there are some tradeoffs. Instead of city sounds and street lights, you’re now dealing with the smells from nearby farms.
In this story, one Karen complains about the smell of manure from a nearby farm, so the farmer makes a change that she hates even more. However, this time, there’s nothing she can do about it.
Let’s read the whole story from the point of view of her neighbor.
It’s still a rural area
Early 2000’s my wife and had a nice home built in a new development that used to be a strip of farmland.
The loss of farmland to housing is never a good thing, but it’s common in the US.
In Pennsylvania, farmers will often sell a portion of their land because costs are driving them out of business.
Anyway, enough economics lesson.
One of their neighbors was a Karen.
We’re in the countryside, the development is located along a small back road, there are scattered houses elsewhere but the entire township is still mostly farms.
Somehow, a proto-Karen raised a successful challenge to a nearby farmer’s cattle operations. He lost, iirc, because his facilities for manure management were old, out of compliance, etc.
Now, her chief complaint was the odor.
But OP claims there wasn’t really an odor.
I’m here to tell you that nasty smells were nonexistent.
Yes, it smelled like a farm sometimes but that’s a natural, earthy smell.
You know what isn’t a natural, earthy smell?
Treated sewage sludge.
Now there’s a really bad smell!
No longer able to use cow manure from his herd to fertilize his fields, the farmer began spreading treated sewage sludge on his land.
Now, the use of sludge is controversial but what is completely uncontestable is that it stinks to high heaven!
It’s bad. Very bad.
Once it dries, it’s not noticeable but for a day or three? Whooeee!
There was nothing Karen could do.
Proto-Karen, naturally, went to the authorities and tried everything to get him to stop.
His only response, by all accounts, was that he wouldn’t have to use the sludge if he still had his cattle operation.
Check, and mate.
I feel bad for the farmer and the whole neighborhood. Karen made what she thought was a bad situation much, much worse!

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If you enjoyed this story, check out this post about someone who asked their neighbor to move their fence off their property, then learned the neighbor was trying to claim their land as theirs instead.
Let’s see how Reddit responded to this story.
Here’s another story about a farmer and manure.

Yes, I think it is.

Here’s another story about farms in Pennsylvania.

Here’s a story that took place on an island.

People really need to think through the neighborhood before buying a house.
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