Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

 

25 IMAGES

– Ridiculously Photogenic Jiu-Jitsu Guy
– Forklift skills
– Monkeying around
– Thankfully, they opened the bridge
– Thievery
– This quick dry shirt is practical and fashionable!
– Officer Banks. Officer Carlton Banks
– The secret to infinite chocolate
– And now for something impressive
– Quick guide to hats
– Fire exits in Venice
– 5 targets in 0.88 seconds
– Boo!
– Something doesn’t add up…
– Very, very opaque stockings
– Flying jump kick
– Twinsies
– Brilliant bird
– Ear beer
– Human Solitaire
– Snowman Mailbox will eat you
– This guy’s a genius
– Basically the same
– Mirror don’t lie
– Demystifying infinite chocolate

 

10 ARTICLES

– The 25 Least Visited Countries in the World
– Someone built a real-time feed of people who want to get fired
– The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité: A classic English poem containing about 800 of the worst irregularities in English spelling and pronunciation
– Portugal, 12 Years after Decriminalizing Drugs
– How to make YouTube videos load faster | Instructions for Apple users
– In Armenia, learning to play chess is mandatory for children. It’s the only country in the world that makes it compulsory
– World’s smallest blood monitoring implant tells your smartphone when you’re about to have a heart attack
– How the internet is making us poor
– Japan breaks China’s stranglehold on rare metals with sea-mud bonanza
– Scientists want to bring 22 animals back from extinction
 

5 VIDEOS