April 11, 2014 at 9:58 am

The Shirk Report – Volume 261

by twistedsifter

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Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funniest images, 10 most interesting articles, and 5 most viral videos from the previous week of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles typically originate from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from a variety of sources. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com!

*for email subscribers: If you visit the direct link to the shirk report in your web browser (by clicking the blue, underlined title), the videos will play properly and images will appear immediately under the text rather than opening in a new window!

 

25 IMAGES

Friday!
Let’s get things rolling
Mom mixed up pajama day and picture day
Wait for it
From bathrooms to boardrooms
– This week in “lost in translation”: Carefully | Dangerous
Coolest hovercraft ever? Coolest hovercraft ever
Worst locker ever? Worst. Locker. Ever.
*BREAKING* Someone has discovered that a crushed marshmallow bunny looks like Kim-Jong Un
This pedestrian bridge seems dangerous..ly fun!
“Don’t mind if I do”
Finally, a restaurant that lets me pay with Dr. Pepper
Victory is mine!
So close
Yet so far
Well that’s a big letdown
Time to get loopy
Do it for the foxes
Grab on! There’s no time to explain
You’ll be glad to know she won a car for this
I kind of want a duckbill platypus
Well that was unintentionally profound
What have I done?
Minivans. The ultimate sacrifice
This concludes another week of shirking
 

10 ARTICLES

The Culture of Shut Up
The Heartbleed Hit List: The Passwords You Need to Change Right Now
Why UPS Trucks Don’t Turn Left
Can You Identify These Cities From Their Light Signatures?
Remembering Sony’s First Walkman
Psychopaths: how can you spot one?
The Most Trafficked Mammal You’ve Never Heard Of
Eight (No, Nine!) Problems With Big Data
Scientists are getting closer to a quantum computer — here’s why it matters
How to Save Yourself From Infuriating Reply-All Email Chains

 

5 VIDEOS

 

You called it Bas 😉

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“RUN THROUGH THE DANGEROUS”
THIS WEEKEND

 

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