Sep 5, 2014

The Shirk Report – Volume 281


Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find the 25 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Twitter, RSS and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to



– That was close | closer | clooooooser | closest
The FBI right now
Apparently Brian from Family Guy is banned at this park
How to confuse friends that pass out at parties
And I’m falling | later that day
I must try this
The public shaming was unsuccessful
Well that’s one way to start
A goal nonetheless
It’s a marionette of herself, feeding a squirrel
Industrial cherry picking
Party ruined
Kids making their parents breakfast in bed circa 1993
Wiggle with it
Street hammock
This should occupy him for the next ten hours
Congratulations, you’re a store
Is it too soon to start thinking about Halloween?
Check out the security checkpoint at this Amazon warehouse
Awww wolves and bears are so cute before they grow up and can maul you
This is a coin ring
Oh Subway
Scared of spiders? Let the cat handle it
The kindness of strangers


The girl with three biological parents
As the Romans Did
Watching the Killing
Can You Ever Really Know an Extraterrestrial?
Between Godliness and Godlessness
Why Walking Helps Us Think
Wine and Exercise: A Promising Combination
Archaeologists Train “Monuments Men” to Save Syria’s Past
Large US tech firms plan ‘go slow’ day in protest over net neutrality rules
33 Things to Eat, Drink, See, and Do Before Climate Change Ruins Everything



Meanwhile in Russia



Still in Russia…



Moving onto Japan





rip MCA





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