Can you imagine getting fired over doughnuts?

Somehow that’s what this story leads to, but how it gets there is a winding tale of a small business, the owner’s daughter, the salesman who has a crush on her, and another employee who is just trying to do his job.

When the employee tries to help, the salesman gets upset…until he could use his help.

Let’s see who is getting fired over doughnuts.

Here’s My “Stay In Your Lane” Story

Long ago, before ChatGpt, before Reddit, and even before the Internet (ARPANet doesn’t count here), I was a college kid brought in as a part-time bench tech at a family-run appliance store.

I did my job well enough to reduce their backlog of repairs to practically zero — only those items awaiting new parts were still on my bench.

Owner’s daughter (“Jane”, nhrn) ran the office. A really nice cutie. She could sell snow to the Eskimos.

Meet John.

Owner hired a new salesperson (“John”, nhrn) who immediately took a shining to Jane and tried to monopolize her attention.

(When I took my Psych classes, I learned he was likely a Narcissist with BPD.)

One day, Jane went across the street for some donuts. I held the door open for her and offered to carry the box to the office.

John immediately tells me to get back to work and to “Stay in my lane” (or words to that effect) in front of Jane, the owner, and a couple of customers.

This time John was carrying the doughnuts.

Cue the MalComp

The next week, John escorts Jane across the street, and comes back alone with not just one, but three boxes of donuts. (Jane had another errand to run.)

I watch from across the salesroom as John tries to pull the “Push” door open. Of course, he fumbles the boxes, which spill onto the sidewalk.

“Daffock is wrong widchu? Why daffock dintchu help me?”

He had the perfect response!

“That’s not in my lane, John — remember?”

Owner comes out, hears both of our stories, tells me to clean up the mess, and takes John into his office and closes the door.

I was able to consolidate the donuts that hadn’t hit the sidewalk into one box. The rest went to feed the dogs out by the dumpsters.

Someone’s about to get fired.

Cue the Fallout

Guess who got fired? The narcissistic bully-boy woofing after the owner’s daughter, or the part-time bench-tech whose efficiency resulted in good customer service and a lot of buffer time?

Clue: Not the narcissist.

I picked up another similar job at the competition across town.

Wow! That really backfired. They definitely fired the wrong person, but with John working there, it was probably better to get out of that toxic work environment anyway.

Let’s see how Reddit reacted to this story.

Here’s a comment about narcissists.

This person thinks he doesn’t know as much as he thinks he does about mental health.

This person had hoped for a different ending.

And finally a comment about who ate the doughnuts.

That’s a lot of drama over doughnuts!

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