salesman Archives

September 25, 2026 at 8:35 am

Cemetery Salesman Wouldn’t Stop Calling A Man, So He Pretended To Want A Plot And Asked If He Could Lie Down In It

Salesman looking for his next victim to call

This is actually really funny.

September 21, 2026 at 3:35 pm

She Paid $30,000 for Rooftop Solar—Then Locked the Front Door When the City Inspector Demanded Access to Her Bedrooms

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

August 7, 2026 at 7:55 am

A Cocky New Salesman Tells His Coworker To Stay In His Lane, Then Learns Exactly Why He Needs Him

Sweet sweet, chocolatey glazed karma.

July 18, 2026 at 3:15 pm

A Pushy Security Salesman Tried to Use Her Neighbors to Pressure Her, So She Convinced the Entire Block to Cancel Their Orders

Lying is not a good way to gain a potential customer’s trust.

January 23, 2026 at 10:35 pm

Employee Was Left Running The Business 7 Days A Week, But His Arrogant Boss Took Credit For Sales And Blamed Him For Declining Profits

Sales employee sitting on the boss' desk as he goes through past sales numbers

He needs to find a new job.

January 22, 2026 at 11:55 pm

Salesman Got Fired From His Job After Years Of Hard Work, So He Made Sure They’d Remember Him For A Long Time To Come

Time to leave… my business cards everywhere.

January 12, 2026 at 9:48 pm

Mattress Store Employee Learned His Company Lied To An Elderly Cancer Patient About A Delivery Date, So He Forced The CEO To Shut Down The Store For A Week

Man smiling and holding his phone as he calls into work

What a big heart!

December 21, 2025 at 5:24 pm

Husband Interrupted His Wife’s Conversation With A Pushy Salesman And Told Him To Leave, But She Got Upset And Said His Behavior Was Unacceptable

Couple entertaining a salesman inside their home

There’s always a nicer way to say no to people who are just doing their jobs.

December 4, 2025 at 1:55 am

Receptionists Are Told Not To Make Coffee For The Salesmen, But One Woman Got Fired For Following That Rule

woman in glasses sitting at desk holding coffee pot

You shouldn’t get fired for following the rules.

October 13, 2025 at 3:35 pm

Irate Woman Stalks Salesmen Through The Store Trying To Make Sure He’s Not Missing Any Sales, So He Gets The Manager To Kick Her Out

Come on lady, mind your business.

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Cemetery Salesman Wouldn’t Stop Calling A Man, So He Pretended To Want A Plot And Asked If He Could Lie Down In It

She Paid $30,000 for Rooftop Solar—Then Locked the Front Door When the City Inspector Demanded Access to Her Bedrooms

A Cocky New Salesman Tells His Coworker To Stay In His Lane, Then Learns Exactly Why He Needs Him

A Pushy Security Salesman Tried to Use Her Neighbors to Pressure Her, So She Convinced the Entire Block to Cancel Their Orders

Employee Was Left Running The Business 7 Days A Week, But His Arrogant Boss Took Credit For Sales And Blamed Him For Declining Profits

Salesman Got Fired From His Job After Years Of Hard Work, So He Made Sure They’d Remember Him For A Long Time To Come

Mattress Store Employee Learned His Company Lied To An Elderly Cancer Patient About A Delivery Date, So He Forced The CEO To Shut Down The Store For A Week

Husband Interrupted His Wife’s Conversation With A Pushy Salesman And Told Him To Leave, But She Got Upset And Said His Behavior Was Unacceptable

Receptionists Are Told Not To Make Coffee For The Salesmen, But One Woman Got Fired For Following That Rule

Irate Woman Stalks Salesmen Through The Store Trying To Make Sure He’s Not Missing Any Sales, So He Gets The Manager To Kick Her Out

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