March 2, 2026 at 8:48 pm

Sick Employee Was Wrongfully Fired By HR For A “No Call,” So The Employee Decided To Spread Their Illness In The Pettiest Way Possible

by Benjamin Cottrell

sick man covering his mouth

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Calling in sick is supposed to protect your health, not cost you your job.

So when a pharmaceutical employee phoned in sick with a brutal cold and fever, only to have their message never passed along, they returned to work to find themselves fired for “not reporting” their absence.

But before walking away, they decided to spread some pretty contagious payback.

Keep reading for the full story.

Was wrongfully terminated. Coughed all over the letter to infect the HR manager who fired me…

I came down with a bad case of a cold, vomiting, and fever whilst working at a pharmaceutical company.

He tried to communicate this to work, but the front desk bungled it.

I woke up and vomited and then phoned into work to inform the company of my absence, but the receptionist failed to pass this on to the team leader.

So when he returned to work, he was in for quite the surprise.

Upon returning to work a few days later, after informing them each day of the absence, I was met by the HR manager and dismissed on the spot for “failure to notify of absence” and told I could appeal in writing, not by email.

Having set my phone to automatically record all the calls I made, I had the calls to reception on file.

When he came back to the office, he put his plan into action.

I burned them to a CD and wrote a letter explaining the situation, which I hand-delivered, even though I held little hope of reinstatement.

I coughed dozens of times over the letter and envelope before handing over the letter to the HR director who fired me.

I hope he has a nice week.

Let’s hope the illness is contagious!

What did Reddit think?

Direct communication is always the way to go.

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This user plays devil’s advocate.

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This employer could make things even more difficult if they really wanted to.

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Hopefully HR will think twice before wrongfully terminating another employee.

Karma always shows up right on time!

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Benjamin Cottrell | Assistant Editor, Internet Culture

Benjamin Cottrell is an Assistant Editor and contributing writer at TwistedSifter, specializing in internet culture, viral social dynamics, and the moral complexities of online communities. He brings a highly analytical, editorial voice to his reporting on workplace conflicts, malicious compliance, and interpersonal drama, with a specific focus on nuanced stories that lack an obvious villain.

As a published author of rhetorical criticism, Benjamin leverages his academic background in human communication to dissect and elevate viral social media threads. Instead of simply summarizing events, he provides readers with balanced, deep-dive commentary into why the internet reacts the way it does. In addition to his cultural reporting, he is an experienced fine art photography essayist and video game reviewer.

When he isn’t analyzing the latest viral debates, Benjamin is usually chipping away at his extensive video game backlog, hunting down the best new restaurants, or out exploring the city with a camera in hand.

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