Parents, read through these funny tweets and at the very least, you’ll realize that you are not alone in your madness right now.

1.

Use your time wisely I tell my daughter, knowing full well I wasted an entire decade of my life watching MTV.

— Felicia 🌻 (@LostFelicia) June 16, 2020

2.

The magical thing about toddlers is they can be mid tantrum and seamlessly cut to the best performance of the itsy bitsy spider you’ve ever seen.

— Mummy Dear (@ThatMummyLife) June 16, 2020

3.

6yo's class is interviewing the school mascot today for their daily zoom call and I am losing it

"Do you sleep at the school?"
"Do you have lots of money?"
"Do you have a secret identity?"
"Are you Mrs Longo?"

— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) June 16, 2020

4.

Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don’t put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2020

5.

Me, before I had kids: My kids will EAT what I put in FRONT OF THEM!

Me, this week: peeling the breading off of Wendy's chicken nuggets (because it's "too spicy") so the 3yo will eat it.

You learn. You change.

— Ohio mom of two #BLM 🏳️‍🌈 (@OhioMomoftwo) June 16, 2020

6.

My son missed curfew last night so as punishment I'm making him use the phone charger that only works if you angle the end of the cord just right

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 16, 2020

7.

My kitten runs away when the kids come near her, and now I’m mad that I never thought to try that myself.

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) June 17, 2020

8.

[1 year into a voyage to Mars]

Kid: I forgot my shoes.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 16, 2020

9.

Whenever I drive now, I wonder how many of the cars I see are also people just driving around aimlessly to escape their families.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) June 17, 2020

10.

My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she thinks is happening there.

— Luscious Potato (@java_assassin) June 18, 2020

11.

Having a third kid is like having a sixth drink. You're going to be miserable in the morning anyway, so why not?

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 16, 2020

12.

My 5yo has gone from simply repeating back everything I say to now repeating back everything I say but with a question mark at the end. This should serve as a reminder to us all that no matter how bad things are they can always get worse.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 13, 2020