August 16, 2024 at 10:18 am

“The Oracle of Costco” Predicts A Price Hike For The Store’s Notoriously Cheap Rotisserie Chicken

by Matthew Gilligan

Source: TikTok/@oldjewishmen

Uh oh…this sure doesn’t sound good…

A man who refers to himself as the “Oracle of Costco” posted a video on TikTok and said that he thinks the popular megastore is going to increase its price on a popular item in the next six months.

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The man told TikTok viewers, “I’ve been called many things in my life, but now I’m called the Oracle of Costco.”

He explained, “10 years ago, I predicted that they were going to get rid of the Polish hotdog, and they did. I also predicted that they were going to get rid of just [being] able to walk in the food court and get something to eat. And they stopped doing that too now. Now you have to show your Costco ID card.”

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His next dire prediction is that “Rotisserie chicken at Costco is going up to $6.99 within 12 months. I think it already is in Canada it’s going up to $6.99. That’s my prediction, by the end of this year.”

The man added, “It’s gonna happen because I’ve never been wrong about these things. My track record is excellent. I love Costco, everything about it. Costco is my life.”

The Oracle of Costco has spoken!

Source: TikTok

Take a look at the video.

@oldjewishmen

Stock up on rotisserie chickens now…

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Here’s what people had to say on Reddit.

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Another person shared their thoughts.

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And this TikTokker chimed in.

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Say it ain’t so, Costco!

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