Man Asks if He’s a Jerk for Not Helping Out a Kid Who Fell Down

“I was waiting on a bench looking at ducks in the pond…”
“I was waiting on a bench looking at ducks in the pond…”
“I was called a baby thief amongst more vile accusations.”
Well… that’s one way to do it?
You don’t need the booze!
Doesn’t this seem kind of cheap?
A lot of companies have changed their formulas.
“The heinous need to be near a bathroom at all times.”
“A cabin in the woods away from everyone.”
“Ice in the fridge door? Check.”
Let’s stay positive, y’all!
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